Howdy howdy!

Boy it’s been a busy year, so I’ll just cut right to the chase. My latest release, co-authored with the fabulous Stephen Kozeniewski, is out now! So you can get your hot little hands on your very own copies (ebook or paperback) of my latest release! Purchase your copies here.

Get in on the slasher action and enjoy the Irradiated Ruins of North America’s #1 reality television show!

TRY NOT TO DIE!

TV-XXX (Salty language, Sexual innuendo, Vomit-inducing ultraviolence)

TBA. Pirate transmission.

North America’s number one reality television show returns with instant fan favorite Dawn Churchill, a plucky, hometown girl from the irradiated ruins of the former United States. Will she survive the night in the electrified, booby-trapped arena or will one of the serial killers pitted against her come out on top?

Returning slashers include evil animatronic Abraham Lincoln, eight-year-old “Daughter of the Devil” Abadonna, and all-time undefeated champion Denney the Killer Clown. (Plus surprise appearances by mad surgeon Doctor Feelbad, silver-tongued “Charming” Charlie Whitmore, and steel-clawed firebrand Razortooth.)

A night of chills, thrills, and endless buckets of blood. A must-see for Dawn’s innovative use of a shotgun alone. Fun for the whole family!

Host: Mark Winters
Producers: Marisol Martinez, Amy Green, Jacob Graves, Derron James

So if that doesn’t excite you, then I simply just don’t know what will!

Happy head hunting all, enjoy the new book, and see you in the arena!